As CBC vice-CR I have today had to sack the entire CBC rarities commitee (aka Cardiff Rarities Arbitration Panel - CRAP). From now on, if anyone finds a big rare, please send to Dustman Pete and Frank his faithful labrador retreiver who have now taken over from CRAP with immediate effect. Thankyou.
CBC vice-CR.
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I sincerely hope Mr Snowdrop that you have fully discussed this outrageous development fully with the members of UFCATT (Union of fieldfarters and toggers)
Sorry that should be fieldcrafters the former not nice at all in a bag hide!!
Is there any truth in the rumour that Jeffers is having a camo baby grow made for winter and a camo mankini for summer flushing sessions at RGW.
I'll have you know,Wader has a pair of furry cammo-cammy knickers with button up crotch too (allegedly),he wears them every time he goes for the owls at RGW. Some say he wears his panties on the outside,to others he simply known as the twat.
Get with it Rich darling,the mankini is so last year !! ( trying to sound camp).Next spring's Cammo "must have" is the Cammo thong worn of course with a good belly hanging over it,pattern has to be "Desert" which has the added bonus of disguising "skid marks" thus enabling the wearer to wear them for weeks on end and saving the environment but not constantly having to put them in the wash.
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