Newton's law of universal gravitation states that every point mass in the universe attracts every other point mass with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. As this picture clearly demonstrates, Newton talked a load of bollocks . To have lept this far with such a body mass and complete lack of physical talent we can only summerise that if Newton's law is indeed correct, shortly after this astonishing leap was made, the Australian land mass fell from the face of the earth. As far as I'm aware, Kylie is still alive and the Prime Minister of Australia is still from Barry, and not Mars. QED.
Somebody once described this 'man' as a little, fat, bald twat. I have to agree wholeheartedly with this statement, but as this picture clearly demonstrates, little, fat, bald and undoubtedly a twat he most certainly is, that he can fly (right up to the sky)is without question.
5 comments:
so what was he hoping to flush before diving headlong into the myre ?
fat? moi?
Einstein later revised the theory saying all motion is relative. Whatever was being chased was probably moving away at 60 feet per second whilst the swamp he was about to fall in to was approaching at 30 feet per second.
What some people will do to avoid climbing over a gate.
Boghoppers anon!
What some people will do to avoid climbing over a gate.
Boghoppers anon!
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