The Cardiff Bird Club is proud to bring you Mr Percy Edwards.
For a small fee we are able to provide you with all the necessary equipment to bring Percy back from beyond the grave. The kit includes a quija board, Gypsy Pete the legendary gypsy seance king and of course, Percy himself. This technique is perfectly legal in a court of law as beyond the grave evidence is inadmissable.
Please send cheques for £99.95 for each 30 minute session in which you require Percy's talent.