B Team ( another job well done)

Bank Holiday Monday saw the team out early, well 8 o clock ( knowing the Maestegii are staunch royalists) there was no way any of them were going to be off their matresses at that time of day. So we headed to NantyfcukinDumpalon to rescue Ray the Raven who had unfortunately been tethered to his nest since April ( obviously a bird of this size would have been easy to miss for the last two months as it helplessly flapped about on the quarry face, so don't ask the question of why the valleys top birders couldn't see him). Ray was freed by someone with the rope and the bollocks to do the job. As he was freed he emptied his bowels and said " thank fcuk for that , I thought I was stuck here for good".
A spokesman for the Team said " lucky we are here as these ******* are just glory boy twitchers.