Me: Do you ever see Owls here? (lovely views across the Vale)
Customer: No, but we hear them. There are Golden Eagles nesting in that ancient woodland!
Me: Nah, they are Buzzards
Customer: I`m quite sure they are Golden Eagles, I looked in my book.
Different customer: I saw a couple of Swifts last week.
Me: I don`t think so, everything is late and it`s too early.
Customer: I know a Swift when I see one, I`ve been watching them for 40 years!
Customer: what was that? as a Herring gull quickly flew past.
Me: A big grey Swift! - Twat!
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