Right, fuck all the togging wanky waxwings, papin' kingfishfingers and talk of Swedish duck invasions - WTF is happening with the awards ceremony at this years most prestigious birding shakedown?
There must be the 'stringer of the century' award (we are only twelve years in, but fuck it)
There must be the 'most hours in the 'field' and seeing fuck all down cozi' award
There must be the 'maddest blog/post of the year' award (Snipe to collect)
There must be the 'find of the year' for the Einstein award (we may have to let this rollover)
There must be the 'how many times can say ''great shot - well done!!'' in one day'' award
And last but not least..., There must be... wait for it..... 'competitive togger of the year!!!' award!! Hoorah!! *holds head in hands*
Can't wait as ever... See you there!